merlinfanatic77

Anonymous asked:

When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.

scalelectricity answered:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 

downsouth-gentleman

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

Anonymous asked:

I'm a 24 year old woman of average height with a slender frame. I don't do much outside of work but watch tv shows, play video games, and read. I love the outdoors, though, and if it weren't so fucking hot where I live I would be outside more. I have a quiet disposition at first but when I am comfortable around you I'll be very talkative. I dote on the people I love, so if you hinted towards being hungry or wanting to go out or if you were unhappy I would be on top of that.

Yes yes yes I would date you in a heartbeat if you were not 10 years older then me why can’t I be older